One of those days...

I had one of those what the fuck is going on days last week. I don't know what it is that makes some days seem so weird, could be all my past drug abuse, could be some kind of misalignment of the stars (this I doubt), but there are some days where it just seems like weird shit is happening all around me. Not neccessarily extraordinary shit, but just mundane thing seem strange..making it all that much more weirder, if that makes sense. On the way to Wal-Mart I see a Chinese(?) woman walking down the street wearing one of those huge rice patty type hats. You know, the one's that are made from straw, kind of triangle shaped. The woman herself was not quite strange, but add the hat, and the In and Out cups and bag that she was holding, almost as if she had them on a serving platter...weird. Once I got to the store I already had realized that it was one of those off-kilter type days in my world so I was expecting to stumble across an abundance of weird shit going on at Wal-Mart, after all...that's all that really goes on at Wal-Mart, isn't it? So I lose Sam once we get in the store, but I need to ask him something. This is one of the few times I actually sought him out in a store, usually I try to ditch him, to tell you the truth. As I am searching for him I pass by a guy with down syndrome. Ok, nothing funny about that, I'm concentrating on the weird, not the funny. He was about 300 pounds, yet roughly 5'4" tall. He was wearing jeans, a wife beater, and suspenders, and sporting a short messy mowhawk. He was by himself, pushing a cart calling out "Mommy, mommy!". Whoa. It did not end there. On the way home I stopped at Weinershitnzel to score the 3.33 deal (fantastic), and I used a coupon. The cashier snatched it out of my hand...just snatched it! I said "Wow!" and that was it...wow!